9:26 pm - July 17, 2007
Mitch and Adam called while I was babysitting. They are the weirdest and most awkward people to talk on the phone with. First of all, I literally can't tell them apart and they always switch places on me...and then Adam says weird things and then passes off to Mitch real quick. Ah, what would I do to entertain myself without them?
I made $75 at Henegan's today and mowed Breanna's lawn. Woo! My checking account has finally cleared a grand right before vacay, which is pretty cool. Also I crammed everything into two very average sized suitcases--an accomplishment I'm quite proud of. Yes, I'm ready for my round of golf claps.
"Parker, you're going to get shanked..."
"Blade in, twist, and pull out! That way you shred the inside too!"
"You little shanker you."